Animals, skeletons, and creepy home inspection stuff 2024

It’s the best time of year to share these photos. Be warned: some of these have a high creep factor. Enjoy?

Shh… don’t wake the sleeping bat. In the bedroom.

Don’t worry about waking this one. It’s a bit crispy.

BHAS = Big, Hairy, Audacious Spider. This is a Fishing spider, the largest spider in the Upper Midwest.

What’s behind door #1?

A crispy bird.

Is it just us, or are incinerators a bit creepy? And is anyone else seeing that face?

Any home inspector worth their salt will instantly identify the ground and neutral wires improperly connected together at the same bus bar on this subpanel. Yikes! Oh, and there’s some dead stuff in there too.

These gifts were courtesy of Mr. Raccoon, living in the attic. There’s nothing like having this rain down the back of your neck and pooling at the bottom of your tucked-in shirt. Glamorous job, ain’t it?

Check out this gigantic skull we found on the roof.

Ok, maybe it wasn’t that big. It’s all about perspective. Do you think it died of CO poisoning from the furnace exhaust?

For this house, Halloween decor is in style year-round.

Finding a zombie clown in an attic always makes our heart skip a beat.

“You see, hydrofluoric acid won’t eat through plastic. It will, however, disolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic… so there’s that.” – Walter White

Chucky gave us a jump while walking by.

Halloween potty decor.

More potty humor, someone needs to see a doctor about this.

Garter snakes are harmless, but it’s always unsettling to find them slithering around inside the house.

They’re even more unsettling in finished areas… and no, this wasn’t the same house.